Our Story

A Boutique for the Biologically Bewildered

Disenfranchised Souvenirs was created for anyone who has ever felt misplaced, mismatched or blindsided by their own origin story. After years of watching the adoption and donor-conceived constellation get buried under feel-good slogans, I wanted a place where our real stories could live. Honest. Snarky. Human.

This boutique grew from lived experience and from the voices of others who trusted their truths with me. Not everything here represents my personal story, but everything here represents something someone in our constellation has felt. Instead of cheerful propaganda, we make souvenirs that actually speak.

We also host Constellation Collabs where all proceeds return to the partner organization while we handle the work behind the scenes. It’s one small way to pour back into the community that keeps this whole project alive.

If you’ve taken the scenic route to your origins or uncovered a few plot twists along the way, welcome in. You belong here.