(A little structure for our beautifully chaotic boutique.)
Welcome to the official bulletin board of Disenfranchised Souvenirs — the place where we post the important stuff: policies, expectations, disclaimers, and the occasional gentle boundary.
Think of this as the fine print if the fine print actually admitted what was going on.
🚫 No Refunds for Stolen Identities
Mistaken parentage? Surprise DNA? Sudden plot twist?
We feel you — but we can’t refund those.
If your merch has an issue, though, read our
👉 Refund Policy
for the real rules.
📦 Shipping Isn’t Late — It’s Taking the Scenic Route
Sometimes packages move like trauma therapy: slowly, but eventually arriving where they need to be.
Track timelines and details in our
👉 Shipping Policy
while you breathe, hydrate, or curse the postal gods.
📜 The Fine Print Nobody Reads (But Should)
This is the part lawyers care about.
For the official what-nots, see our
👉 Terms of Service.
🔐 We Respect Closed Doors
Your privacy matters — especially in a boutique built for the biologically bewildered.
See how we handle your info in our
👉 Privacy Policy.
☎️ Ring the Front Desk
Questions, concerns, gentle rants, or love notes?
Drop them in the Suggestion Box, and the motel clerks will check it between ice-machine refills and neon-sign tune-ups.