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Adopted Before Tariffs Unisex T-Shirt – Adoptee Snark, Political Humor, Adoption Commentary

Adopted Before Tariffs Unisex T-Shirt – Adoptee Snark, Political Humor, Adoption Commentary

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When international headlines meet adoptee reality… this shirt was inspired by the wave of U.S. tariffs that hit countries where so many adoptees came from. With a sharp edit across the word ‘purchased’ and the bold statement ‘Adopted Before Tariffs,’ this design flips the politics into adoptee snark.

 

It’s a wink to the absurdity of treating human lives like import/export goods — and a wearable reminder that adoptees have always been caught in the middle of politics, policy, and profit.

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

  • Fit: Unisex, retail fit

  • Weight: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)

  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

  • Sizes: S–2XL



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Story Behind the Design

Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.

Some stories come from adoptees.

Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.

Some from donor-conceived folks.

Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.

All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.

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Your stories matter.

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Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.