Adoptee Cult Member Magnet | Snarky Adoptee Humor | Disenfranchised Souvenirs
Adoptee Cult Member Magnet | Snarky Adoptee Humor | Disenfranchised Souvenirs
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Welcome to the club no one asked to join — and yet here we are, apparently with matching merch.
This tongue-in-cheek magnet reclaims the “Adoptee Cult” insult with a knowing wink. Minimal, bold, and unapologetically self-aware, it’s the perfect conversation starter for your fridge, filing cabinet, or secret adoptee command center.
Part of the Disenfranchised Souvenirs collection — souvenirs from the strange trip of being adopted and outspoken.
Product features
- Long-lasting with laminated surface and black magnetic backing.
- Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques.
- Matte finish for a sleek, professional look.
- Made from durable white vinyl with a strong magnetic backing.
- Available in three sizes to fit any space.
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.