Adoptee Cult Member Unisex T-Shirt – Angry Adoptee Humor, Adoption Reform, Community Solidarity
Adoptee Cult Member Unisex T-Shirt – Angry Adoptee Humor, Adoption Reform, Community Solidarity
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Apparently, if you’re an adoptee who dares to question the fairy tale, you’re not just ‘angry’ — you’re in a cult. Fine then. We’ll make the t-shirts. Adoptee Cult Member flips the label into a badge of honor, uniting the voices that refuse to stay silent. Whether you’ve been called angry, bitter, or brainwashed, this shirt reclaims the insult and makes it clear: we’re not a cult — we’re a community.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel.
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile wear.
- Ethically produced cotton certified by Oeko-Tex.
- Ribbed collar to maintain shape; no side seams for a sleek look.
- Durable fabric that's perfect for printing and long-lasting enjoyment.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.