Adoption Land Stamp Tee – “Next Available / Permanent Resident / Never Expires”
Adoption Land Stamp Tee – “Next Available / Permanent Resident / Never Expires”
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Welcome to Adoption Land, where the paperwork is endless and the stay is permanent.
This passport-stamp inspired tee from the Disenfranchised Souvenirs Bureau of Identity Travel captures the bureaucratic absurdity of being “issued: next available” with no checkout date in sight.
Copper-ink distressing and teal accents give it that vintage customs seal vibe — perfect for those of us who never got a return ticket.
Whether you wear it to advocacy events or casual weekends, this design reminds the world: some destinations you never leave — you just learn to live there.
Product features
- Without side seams to reduce fabric waste, creating a smooth appearance.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape, ensuring lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching and maintaining quality.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and lightweight feel, perfect year-round.
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton, certified for safety and sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.