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Doctor Knows Best Unisex T-Shirt – Fertility Fraud, Donor Conceived Humor, DNA Surprise Apparel

Doctor Knows Best Unisex T-Shirt – Fertility Fraud, Donor Conceived Humor, DNA Surprise Apparel

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Doctor knows best — and apparently, he’s my father too. For the donor-conceived community, this isn’t just a punchline, it’s the shocking reality of fertility fraud uncovered by DNA testing. This bold design calls out the doctors who mixed their own sperm into ‘treatments’ and left a legacy of lies uncovered only decades later. Equal parts outrageous and cathartic, this shirt is for those who refuse to let those stories stay buried.

Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel.
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile wear.
- Ethically produced cotton certified by Oeko-Tex.
- Ribbed collar to maintain shape; no side seams for a sleek look.
- Durable fabric that's perfect for printing and long-lasting enjoyment.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Story Behind the Design

Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.

Some stories come from adoptees.

Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.

Some from donor-conceived folks.

Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.

All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.

If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:

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Your stories matter.

Your voice inspires the next design.

Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.