Gene-gle All the Way | DNA Holiday Ugly Sweater
Gene-gle All the Way | DNA Holiday Ugly Sweater
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If your holiday cheer comes mixed with a little genetic truth, this one’s your jam.
“Gene-gle All the Way” delivers classic ugly-sweater vibes with a twist that only the biologically bewildered will fully appreciate.
Perfect for:
• Adoptees who’ve had enough “you look just like…” comments
• Donor-conceived and MPE/NPE folks who know their ancestry chart is spicier than grandma’s cider
• Anyone who loves a good pun wrapped in cozy holiday chaos
Soft, warm, festive — and scientifically accurate enough to make 23andMe proud. Wear it to parties, to family gatherings, or anywhere you’d like a little extra genetic swagger.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 80/20 ring-spun cotton-poly fabric for warmth and durability
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, layered silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex to retain shape
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck printing; REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.