Oh Deer! Sleighed by Science | DNA Holiday Ugly Sweater
Oh Deer! Sleighed by Science | DNA Holiday Ugly Sweater
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When your family tree looks more like a lab report, this sweater gets it.
“Oh Deer! Sleighed by Science!” is the perfect ugly-sweater-but-make-it-ancestry design for anyone who’s been blindsided by a surprise sibling, unexpected ethnicity estimate, or a holiday-season identity plot twist.
Equal parts festive and forensic, this cozy piece is ideal for:
• Adoptees navigating the holidays with grace (and sarcasm)
• Donor-conceived and MPE/NPE folks who know the real Santa is usually a test tube
• Anyone whose DNA results arrived just in time to ruin—or save—Christmas dinner
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get more attention than your uncle’s tinsel-themed tie.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 80/20 ring-spun cotton-poly fabric for warmth and durability
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, layered silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex to retain shape
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck printing; REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.