One Vasectomy Could Have Spared My Adoption Trauma | Protest T-Shirt
One Vasectomy Could Have Spared My Adoption Trauma | Protest T-Shirt
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Blunt. Honest. Uncomfortable on purpose.
This shirt says what polite conversations avoid:
“One vasectomy could have spared all my adoption trauma.”
It’s not a joke.
It’s not subtle.
And it’s not here to make anyone feel cozy about systems that profit from loss, secrecy, and coercion.
Perfect for adoptees, first parents, donor-conceived folks, and allies who understand that prevention, autonomy, and support matter more than platitudes after the fact.
Wear it as protest.
Wear it as truth.
Wear it because someone needs to say it out loud.
Product features
- Without side seams to reduce fabric waste, creating a smooth appearance.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape, ensuring lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching and maintaining quality.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and lightweight feel, perfect year-round.
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton, certified for safety and sustainable practices.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.