Surprise! I’m a Boy. | Snarky Adoptee Greeting Card | Disenfranchised Souvenirs Collection
Surprise! I’m a Boy. | Snarky Adoptee Greeting Card | Disenfranchised Souvenirs Collection
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Who needs a gender reveal when the whole identity was concealed?
This card is a nod (and a nudge) to those moments when life — or a DNA test — drops a surprise you never saw coming. Equal parts humor and heartbreak, the “Surprise! I’m a Boy.” card says what the reunion scripts never could.
Perfect for adoptees, donor-conceived individuals, and anyone who’s ever discovered they were the plot twist.
Part of the Disenfranchised Souvenirs collection — where we turn complicated truths into clever keepsakes.
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.