Surprise! I’m a Girl. | Snarky Adoptee Greeting Card | Disenfranchised Souvenirs Collection
Surprise! I’m a Girl. | Snarky Adoptee Greeting Card | Disenfranchised Souvenirs Collection
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Plot twist — it’s a girl!
Sometimes the biggest surprises don’t come wrapped in pink or blue, they come wrapped in paperwork and secrecy. The “Surprise! I’m a Girl.” card takes a sharp, witty jab at hidden truths, late discoveries, and those moments when the past finally knocks on the door.
Blank inside for your own words — or your favorite DNA test results.
Part of the Disenfranchised Souvenirs collection — irreverent keepsakes from the land of lost origins.
EU representative: With No Direction, withnodirection1993@gmail.com, 19409 Tyler St, Lacona, IA, 50139, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
Story Behind the Design
Every design in this shop comes straight from the lived experiences, chaos, humor, grief, and occasional “Are you kidding me?” moments shared across our community.
Some stories come from adoptees.
Some from MPE/NPE wanderers.
Some from donor-conceived folks.
Some from first parents reclaiming their voice.
All of them come from real people who got handed a plot twist they didn’t ask for.
If you want to know where these ideas are born — or if you want to submit your own — you can find us here:
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Your stories matter.
Your voice inspires the next design.
Thank you for being part of the biologically bewildered bunch.