’Tis the Season for a Little Genetic Clarity | Holiday DNA Ugly Sweater

Because nothing says “festive cheer” quite like finally figuring out who you actually get your nose from.

This “‘Tis the Season for a Little Genetic Clarity” ugly-sweater-style design is perfect for adoptees, donor-conceived folks, MPE/NPE humans, and anyone whose holiday wish list includes fewer secrets and more chromosomes.

Wear it to:
   Christmas dinner (especially if someone at the table is sweating your 23andMe results)
   Office parties where HR can’t legally ask follow-up questions
   Any gathering where you’d like to set the tone for honest conversation… or gloriously awkward silence

Cozy, witty, and undeniably on brand for the biologically bewildered.

Soft, warm, festive — and scientifically accurate enough to make 23andMe proud. Wear it to parties, to family gatherings, or anywhere you’d like a little extra genetic swagger.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 80/20 ring-spun cotton-poly fabric for warmth and durability
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, layered silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex to retain shape
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck printing; REACH certified

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean